30+ Funniest Tumblr Posts For Internet Fanatics

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    Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs. Blaze 471 notes D
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    coghatthebear whitestuffknowslimits ▸ Tumblr Code. lostgeekette: 380,230 11 moriarty-mastermind: once-ling: bits14: If I ever see any of you in public, the code is "I like your shoelaces" that way we know we're from tumblr without revealing anything I'm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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    p4nsy Follow 1 Jan My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff." p4nsy 1 Jan Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was "that's how we do it down in Vegas" p4nsy 16 hr ago I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and h
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    lookoflove dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual #my askbox is open for proposals now DO 13,079 notes
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    cinnapeaches -_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch rudebiboy literally & sleepykirby if you think has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool 427,062 notes May 30th, 2017 tl
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    A tomato and its grandpa a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup. 181,242 notes Own 11
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    substitious- I Follow stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well 31.3T notes
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    rslashrats Follow i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time rslashrats icantwritegood Follow ... #the one in the middle looks like a guy
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    post--grad Dec 8, 2018 my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like.... a seven year old. i'm just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can't. smallest-feeblest-boggart the url makes this so much funnier bunnylikearabbit Jan 21, 2019 College Education has worn off :
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    hmmm THOO SIN picsthatmakeyougohmm hells-finest-gentleman , it sure is THIS AREA IS UNDER CONSTANT VIDEO SURVEILLANCE . .
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    fool-of-skala hanhula zikau: zikau: zora-link: Follow scarytomlomsom: "will will smith smith?" is a grammatically correct sentence so is "Will Smith will smith." "Smith Will Smith will." I also just realized this could be a conversation. Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith Will Smith *Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will. imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking "what is wrong with these people" 133,559 notes
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    baylen Follow Aug 3 Tip I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are baylen Follow Aug 3 sonic06apologist replied to your post Aa "I accidentally follow people so much on this site...": I'm Tony
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    n My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified. 40.506 notities scientia-rex R a LI
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    princess-prettyboy dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it's like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded. Blaze 70,990 notes D 3
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    ( Game cablll reblogged vikkisheepy 42 sec. ago feybeasts Follow Nov 12, 2023 "You're being nice to me, you must want something out of me" No, believe it or not, before social media turned us all into a bunch of paranoid, pessimistic ghouls, people would just do nice things because it felt like the right thing to do. I just try to keep those ancient traditions alive. 2,789 notes D
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    nyancrimew reblogged alto-otogi Follow imagine being called "imagine dragons" and having nothing related to dragon no album art or merchandise with dragons, what a waste of a title nyancrimew the dragons are left up to your imagination 15,232 notes ㄹㅇ ㅁ ↑ 3
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    louisegluckpdf Follow Dec 12, 2023-9:04 PM 2 weeks ago google maps wrapped 2023 • you confused your right and left 523 times • your most traveled-to destination was your own home • you said "girl shut the ● time it told you you'd made a wrong turn t" to the voice giving directions every 28,998 notes 3
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    brothermouse-skeleton Follow I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless! But I can already hear the Al haters out there! "Al isn't original!" No , Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al. "People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks. "Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually apprec
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    str8aura-no-not-that-one chongoblog otherwindow Follow Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what otherwindow Follow Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no... bad boy... bad... no diggy hole... [sprays water] Pirate: what the Parrot: what the thespectacularspider-girl Follow She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.
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    ginger-ale-official Guy about to invent mayonnaise: sandwich tasted bad :/ newtgeiszler op's never had pizza with mayonnaise I wish this ginger-ale-official OP's never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second
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    Voz 46 4G 1.1 :↓ iwilleatyourenglish Seguir Anteayer about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast. iwilleatyourenglish Anteayer I cant find my tb. Using yours Will rinse it proper after You kiss me :( 32 % 17:41 Yea.... Why dont you 27.739 notas ●●● NO? I don't tenderly work the plaque out of your teeth with my tongue?? NO!!!!! Is this me? Is this what I look like? À D
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    M felizzlemynizzl me the 30+ fictional characters I'm in love with and dating in my mind 13
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    ms-demeanor hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay? #it's literally easier to make than whipped cream #because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster Blaze 84,271 notes ↑ 3
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    t staffs-secret-blog i-despise-horses said Ban horses. I feel like you have an ulterior motive
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    People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like... No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS. friendship goals
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    EAT THE RICH jonpertwee 601 Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts. 234,144 notes 3
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    biggest gaudiest-patronuses big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities! bit biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the 33,917 notes D [I
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    girlstressed Follow can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations girlstressed forgive me father for i have grinned 17.3T notes D []
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    slowjamastan Follow i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume 29.9T notes D
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    sparrowthegryffindor: skyrover9: mkaiser323: It's fun to chant "Bloody Mary" into your car's side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up. even to demons Being a are you a winchester
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    blin ND Isle of Man (LEKIC time-for-maps Follow Leeds Manchester Liverpool KINGDOM Cardiff Guernsey (UK), Jersey (UK) Bilbao Birmingham London Nantes Bordeaux FRANCE 300 kilometers Amsterdam NETH. Paris Toulouse 300 Miles Rotterdam" Brussels Lille BEL. BonnGERMANY LUX "Lyon Strasbourg "Copenhagen Essen Cologne 2Luxembourg rich Gereva MONACO Bremen Hamburg Tuin Bern SWITZ Frankfurt am Main Leipzig, Stuttgart LIECH. Munich W Vaduz Genoa Berlin Poznan Milannice AN Bornholm UNO SLOVENIA Kaliningrad
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    patheticspineless Follow the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty 105,103 notes joshpeck reblogged waterjugs memewhere Follow ... D ...

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